Me explaining this week’s model release situation to my wife.. "babe listen. this matters. GPT-5.6 dropped in three flavors. Sol, Terra, and Luna. Sol is the smart one. It had to clear government safety evals before release, like getting paroled. Luna is the cheap one. Terra exists. Grok 4.5 launched the day BEFORE GPT-5.6. On purpose. So it could have 24 hours of being frontier-adjacent. Elon calls it Opus-class, which is a polite way of saying it competes with Anthropic's previous model. But it's $2 per million tokens, so nobody will care. Speaking of Anthropic. Fable 5 just came back online after the government suspended it for three weeks. The best coding model on earth was literally grounded. It's back now, and the rumored GPT-6 is being retrained specifically to beat it. Sonnet 5 also shipped last week. Near-Opus performance at $2 per million. It's the new free default. Meaning the free tier is now better than what enterprises paid six figures for in January. Meituan open sourced LongCat-2.0. That's a 1.6 TRILLION parameter model. MIT licensed. From a Chinese FOOD DELIVERY company. Your DoorDash equivalent is now a frontier lab. Let that one sit. ByteDance launched Seedream 5 Pro. Almost as good as GPT Image 2 at 4x cheaper, because ByteDance's entire corporate strategy is 'same thing but cheaper.' It beat Meta's new Muse Image, which trains on your public Instagram photos unless you opt out. Your 2014 gym mirror selfie is now foundational research. OpenAI also shipped GPT-Live, a voice model that goes 'mhmm' and 'got it' WHILE you're still talking. We finally taught AI to pretend to listen. Full parity with husbands achieved. And Ollama raised $65M so you can run the open source versions of all of this on your own laptop, which is great for privacy and also heating your apartment. And btw it’s just Thursday"
我在向我老婆解释这周的 model 发布局面……“宝贝你听我说，这很重要。GPT-5.6 一口气出了三个 flavor：Sol、Terra 和 Luna。Sol 是那个最聪明的。它在发布前还得先通过 government safety evals（政府安全评估），跟假释出狱似的。Luna 是便宜的那个。Terra 也存在。Grok 4.5 在 GPT-5.6 的前一天就发布了。是故意的。这样它就能有 24 小时处在接近 frontier（前沿）的位置。Elon 说它是 Opus-class，这是一种比较客气的说法，意思就是它能和 Anthropic 上一代 model 竞争。但它每百万 token 才 $2，所以大家也不会太在意。说到 Anthropic，Fable 5 在被政府暂停了三周之后刚刚重新上线。地球上最强的 coding model 居然真的被停飞了。现在它回来了，而传闻中的 GPT-6 正在专门重新训练，目标就是打赢它。Sonnet 5 上周也出了。接近 Opus 的性能，每百万 token 只要 $2。它现在成了新的免费默认选项。也就是说，现在的免费档已经比企业在 1 月花六位数买到的东西还强了。Meituan 开源了 LongCat-2.0。那可是一个 1.6 TRILLION 参数的 model。MIT licensed（MIT 许可证）。而且出自一家中国外卖公司。相当于你那边的 DoorDash，如今都成 frontier lab（前沿实验室）了。你自己品品这个。ByteDance 发布了 Seedream 5 Pro。效果几乎和 GPT Image 2 一样好，但便宜 4 倍，因为 ByteDance 的整个公司战略就是‘同样的东西，但更便宜。’它还打赢了 Meta 新出的 Muse Image；后者会拿你的公开 Instagram 照片来训练，除非你主动选择退出。你 2014 年那张健身房镜子自拍，现在都成 foundational research（基础研究）了。OpenAI 还发布了 GPT-Live，这是个语音 model，会在你还没说完的时候就嗯嗯啊啊地来一句‘mhmm’和‘got it’。我们终于教会 AI 假装在听了。至此，和丈夫实现了完全同等水平。而且 Ollama 还融了 $65M，这样你就可以把所有这些东西的 open source（开源）版本跑在你自己的笔记本上了，这对隐私很好，对给公寓供暖也很好。哦对了，顺便一提，现在才星期四。”
As a former electrical engineer who got in trouble for doing this in college, I love this so much ⚡️
作为一个以前学 electrical engineering、并且大学时因为干这种事惹过麻烦的人，我太喜欢这个了 ⚡️