To be clear, the kind of *work* I do is far from boring and I want people to engage with it because I think it's both difficult and important. The work is definitely top tier in terms of interestingness.
先说清楚，我所做的这种工作一点也不无聊；我希望人们认真了解它，因为我认为它既很难，也很重要。就“有趣程度”而言，这份工作绝对是第一梯队的。
It's also weird because why are you even writing about me in the first place? I'm very boring. I think I should be the millionth item on people's list of things to write internet fiction about. Somewhere below paper cups and the right way to caulk a bathtub.
这事也很怪，因为你们到底为什么一开始就要写我？我这个人非常无聊。我觉得，如果人们要写互联网小说式的内容，我应该排在他们选题清单的第一百万位，位置大概还排在纸杯和“给浴缸打 caulk（填缝胶）的正确方法”后面。
I've increasingly seen content written about me that's asserted very confidently but is also completely made up. We all know it's cheap to bullshit on the internet but it's weird to experience it first hand. Anyway, I just hope internet fiction fools a few but doesn't stick 🤷🏼♀️
我越来越常看到一些关于我的内容，写得斩钉截铁、信心十足，但其实完全是编出来的。我们都知道，在互联网上胡说八道成本很低，但亲身经历这件事还是很怪。总之，我只希望这种互联网小说式的内容最多骗到少数几个人，别真的传播开来并被当真吧 🤷🏼♀️